Art Is Crap

Me - can I have a travelcard please?

Him - yeah, it’s loads of money thanks.

Me - hang on. Isn’t there one that’s MILES cheaper if I only use a certain train company?

Him - …..yeeeeah there IS. But you have to ask for it.

Me - like I did just now?

Him - ….that’ll be less money than previously asked for but STILL rather pricey considering how late & gross your train will be AND how much of a dick I am.

Me - thanks.
(Heavy emphasis on ‘thanks’ so he knows I’m on to him)

*Admittedly this war will be very low on casualties & known only to me.

White man in a do-rag.

Oh fuck off!

“My dead dad told me to follow my heart.”

Nah! He didn’t.

He’s dead.

…Teenage boy wearing a ‘take me to the strippers’ t-shirt. In town. With his mum.